World Meth Organization

Big Thanksgiving has eroded our trust for too long.. Not only do they try to tell you that you should sleep after a big meal (I never sleep after thanksgiving. I stayed up for 36 hours after my last thanksgiving meal) they also try to sell you CHICKEN and tell you it’s TURKEY

Reader, it’s time yo uknow the truth. Turkeys are just large, expensive chickens. They’re the same animal. Big thanksgiving just wants to charge you more because they’re GREEDY

As you can see, these are both chickens. They’re nearly identical. Both have chicken wings and feet. The chicken on the right is just a little bit older (bigger) than the one on the left.

Want to see the most damning evidence?

This is a turkey. See its jiggly face thing? Now look at this:

An identical jiggly face thing on a chicken!

Does anyone know how I can sue Big Thanksgiving? Does Walmart own it? They banned me from all stores across America. I think they know I’m on to something

Is she a parole officer?

If you know her, please ask her to leave. This is a violation of my privacy rights

This is my first Halloween out of prison for 3 years. In 2023 I dressed up as a guard and got myself an extended sentence, because prisons are RACIST against Halloween

It looks like this. You should probably buy at least 27 because that’s good luck

I just got out of prison so I’m not really sure how AI works yet, but has anyone noticed that it discriminates against the meth-inclined?

I asked it a simple question and it told me that this is illegal. First of all, I am a sovereing citizen, and as a sovereing citizen, I don’t need to follow laws. The judge disagreed and imprisoned me without my consent but I’m going to sue him and get a huge payout so I’m glad he did it

Anyway who owns AI? How do i sue them? If you know a good lawyer let me know. I don’t have cash but if he messages me I can pay him in other ways

My lawyer up and left me in my time of need! He only managed to reduce my 19 initial sentences to 2 (drug trafficking and indecent exposure), and after the courts NON CONSENSUALLY imprisoned me, he cut off contact after I kindly requested that he deposit some money in my commissary account.

I need a new, good lawyer this time. The state they’re in doesn’t matter because I am a sovereing citizen and US law does not apply to me in the usual manner.

Hello dear readers,
I have received hundreds- thousands, perhaps even millions of emails from people wondering where I was. They missed the blog. The support of the WMO was taken out from under them.

The truth is that I was imprisoned. Without my consent. We talk a lot about consent these days, but why is it that I can be thrown in jail for ‘drug trafficking’ without my consent? There wasn’t even any traffic involved. I get up at 4pm every day, and that’s after the school rush.

The police will hear from my lawyer, once his restraining order on me expires

We talked to Elong Musk the other day because our friend Billy brought him over. You could tell he was really serious because he kept taking stuff apart to make sure there were no listening devices inside.

You can check out his interview on the Celebrity Endorsements page. He still owes us $5 but every time we call SpaceX they say to please stop calling.

We did everything we needed to do. We colored our website rainbow, we made a statement about it. Then what do you do?

You refuse to give us enough money. We expected more from you, gays. We changed the website rainbow so you would give us your money, and you didn’t. You did the opposite of that.

You don’t even have kids, unless you adopt or steal them. So what are you spending your money on, then? Meth related merch should be your top priority, understand?

We’re taking down our rainbow because June has ended and so we don’t have to care about you for another year. But you better remember how we selflessly rainbowed our website and buy our merch to reward us for our heroic efforts!